this is the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black do nOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME
I want to live in it.
There’s a certain Tumblr-based blogger who may be stockpiling antique weapons — not because he fears an outbreak of 19th-century zombies, but because he worries about Napoleon making yet another comeback tour.
But he says nothing of a ZOMBIE NAPOLEON. Tread lightly, my friends.